may 2025, i am not a mom
I hate to think of hurting anyone's feelings, the people who struggle with infertility, who want nothing more than to parent, or more specifically, to be a mom.
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you paid for this: menstrual cramps and the ibuprofen police
I asked for ibuprofen at the gynecologist the other day, and the medical assistant paused and then told me she'd either be back with some or the doc herself would give me some.
March 2025, spring break and flying logs
Spring has sprung, and here's what Jess Tholmer read in March.
you paid for this: celebrities and their podcasts
I'd feel wholly disheartened embarking on that journey now because who would listen to me over Meghan Markle or like, idk fucking Michelle Obama?
February 2025, look, whatever
Headline inspired by nightmare retail customers via Lyndsey Frank, specifically my friend Nina's character. @lyndseyisfrank retail employees need a lil vaycay #funny #funnyvideos #funnycomedy #retail #michaels #artsandcrafts #skit #relatable #foryoupage @Nina Concepcion ♬ original sound - Lyndsey Frank Sorry to link to TikTok. I watch them on Reels because I...
you paid for this: luke is an...okay boyfriend
Sorry to the people who don't like my Gilmore girls posts, but the people who do outweigh y'all. Continuing in my bad boyfriend series, we're finally to Luke Danes, the love of Lorelai's life, or so some people think. I'm...
