may 2026, leaving (my wallet on the plane to) las vegas
If you don't have multiple forms of ID, I recommend getting them now in case you lose one.
2026
april 2026, adult braces and Black panthers
Every time I felt like anytime West had something eloquent and worthwhile to say, she ruined it by following it up with what reads like a text I'd send my best friends.
notes on a celebrity: fred armisen is a little creep
“I feel bad for everyone I’ve gone out with,” Armisen said.
notes on a celebrity: gtfo jason bateman
I don’t listen to his podcast, but to be fair to Jason Bateman, I don’t think I’m missing a single thing.