what else has me completely booked: september 2025

It's not okay that Charlie Kirk died. It's not right that Charlie Kirk died. People die, but the way Charlie Kirk died was not okay. I don't condone violence, but Charlie Kirk did. I don't condone gun violence, but Charlie Kirk did. I'm anti-gun, but Charlie Kirk wasn't. What about the kids who died today? What about the kids who died last week? What about the kids in Gaza? What about my kid? What about my kids? What about Sandy Hook? What about every kid?

He was just a podcaster. Saying he was just a podcaster is ignorant and dangerous. I didn't know who he was. You not knowing who he was is dangerous. What about Aysenur? What about the people in my life who have died? What about the martyrs I know? What about Aysenur? Charlie Kirk had kids. What about the kids? What about the kids who died today?What about the kids who died last week? What about the school shootings? What about the kids? What about the lynchings? What about the kids? What about his kids? What about Charlie Kirk's kids?

He had a wife. What about his wife? What about his kids? What about his wife and kids? What about Aysenur's husband? What about her sister? What about Walter's family? What about his mom? What about the kids in Gaza? What about their moms? What about the husbands in Gaza? What about their wives?

Did you watch the Emmys? Did you watch The Bear? Is The Bear REALLY a comedy? Did you know Chloe Malle is the new head of Vogue? Did Vogue mourn Charlie Kirk? Did they think about his wife? Did you vote for Kamala Harris, because if you didn't vote for Kamala Harris, you don't get to mourn the fact that we're mourning Charlie Kirk. Did you fall into line and vote for Kamala Harris? Did you vote for Donald Trump because if you voted for Donald Trump, I won't talk to you ever again, even if I voted for Kamala Harris, who is complicit in the death of thousands of kids. What about the kids? What about Charlie Kirk's kids?

You haven't watched THE PITT? You haven't watched TSITP? You haven't pre-ordered TLOASG? You don't have an opinion on which K-pop girl is the most K-pop? Do you have any kids? Yes, I have one daughter, how 'bout you? Kat Stickler's new boyfriend is probably Tripp Doherty. The new Golden Bachelor is a dick. Don't start Love Island from the first season; start it from the sixth. Hulu and Disney have merged into a single streaming site called HUZNEY. ESPN and ABC have become ESPAC. You can bundle HUZNEY and ESPAC for $19.99 with ads or $42.99 without ads, but anytime you want to watch a specific movie, it won't be available. NETFLIX is still called NETFLIX, and it's now available to buy through KLARNA if you subscribe to TUBI on the third Friday of the fourth month of the year, which will save you 19 CENTS. APPLE TV is available if you have Apple products, and also pay 20 dollars a month on top of the storage, the music, the arcade, the fitness, and the streaming site you will never open.

Your mom has been reaching out which means you should go see her, you need to go see Jade, she has a new house, you need to make sure the kids know you love them, you need to send Augie that card still, you need to go see your brothers' new apartment, you need to check in with your future sister-in-law about how wedding planning is going. You need to go to work, you need to take a walk, you need to drink less. You need to spend time with your boyfriend, you need to spend time with your best friend, you need to FaceTime, you need to respond to Joseph, you need to get back to Gaia, and you need to tell Bonnie you admire her.

You need to make more money, you need to fix your resume, you need to take a walk. You need to stretch, should we get a cat?, you need to take a probiotic. You need to water your plants, you need to see if you can even still "plant"? at this time of the year, you need to pay your parking tickets. You need to fix your headlights, you need to hang stuff, you need to vacuum, you need to brush the grout with baking soda. You need to take a walk, your back hurts, you need to stretch. What if you have a tumor on your spine and you keep blaming it on being old and needing to stretch? You need to text Francisca, you need to text Lauren, you need to try harder, you need to be present for Asa, you need to watch THE BEAR, you need to list those bookmarks, and you need to recycle those scraps if you aren't going to use them. How's Levi? You need to call Levi. You need to see Levi. You need to call your dad.

What about his kids? My dad's. What about me? What about the sick dog and the overdrawn bank account and the broken headlights? What about the kids? What about Charlie Kirk's kids, and Jimmy Kimmel's show, and Colbert's standing ovation? What about the new Harry Potter show, trans hatred, and everyone getting in trouble for the wrong things? What about Charlie Kirk? He wasn't a podcaster; he was an organizer. Even though he thought Black and trans and queer and poor people should be dead, think of his children? What about his wife? Think about his organizing. Think about his wife. Think about watching The Bear. How have you not watched The Bear?

Even if you don't agree, have you thought about his kids?