may 2026, leaving (my wallet on the plane to) las vegas
If you don't have multiple forms of ID, I recommend getting them now in case you lose one.
april 2026, adult braces and Black panthers
Every time I felt like anytime West had something eloquent and worthwhile to say, she ruined it by following it up with what reads like a text I'd send my best friends.
completely booked
completely booked
is a bookletter full of recommendations, anecdotes, and shit-talking by jess tholmer
notes on a celebrity: fred armisen is a little creep
“I feel bad for everyone I’ve gone out with,” Armisen said.