2025
april 2025, jojo's season
jess tholmer's april 2025 reads!
fiction
An Untitled Work of Fiction: Peggy and Her Grandmother
Besides his charm, he was sweet, funny, and actually quite respectful of women. “Maybe he’s bi,” I wondered, but that shouldn’t have mattered, regardless, because most damning of all, he had a girlfriend. A live-in girlfriend.
fiction
An Untitled Work of Fiction: The Card
He'd worked at this restaurant for under three months when I tripped on the top step of a nail salon, fell down a flight of rickety concrete steps, and shattered my left leg.
2025
March 2025, spring break and flying logs
Spring has sprung, and here's what Jess Tholmer read in March.
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you paid for this: celebrities and their podcasts
I'd feel wholly disheartened embarking on that journey now because who would listen to me over Meghan Markle or like, idk fucking Michelle Obama?
February 2025, look, whatever
Headline inspired by nightmare retail customers via Lyndsey Frank, specifically my friend Nina's character. @lyndseyisfrank retail employees need a lil vaycay #funny #funnyvideos #funnycomedy #retail #michaels #artsandcrafts #skit #relatable #foryoupage @Nina Concepcion ♬ original sound - Lyndsey Frank Sorry to link to TikTok. I watch them on Reels because
you paid for this: luke is an...okay boyfriend
Sorry to the people who don't like my Gilmore girls posts, but the people who do outweigh y'all. Continuing in my bad boyfriend series, we're finally to Luke Danes, the love of Lorelai's life, or so some people think. I'm
News, everybody!
I'm on ghost now. This is a post to both announce that I've made the shift from Substack to ghost and also to see if this works! I'm a little nervous about shifting platforms, which I have done with this very bookletter one time
January 2025, reading to cope
a round two of a president trump, terrible news, tragedy everywhere, and a dry month
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you paid for this: dry january, or do I drink too much?
an exploration into the fad and my dad
2024
December 2024, a bookish year all wrapped up
that's a wrap on '24, folks
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you paid for this: digger is a bad boyfriend
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