april 2025, jojo's season
jess tholmer's april 2025 reads!
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An Untitled Work of Fiction: Peggy and Her Grandmother
Besides his charm, he was sweet, funny, and actually quite respectful of women. “Maybe he’s bi,” I wondered, but that shouldn’t have mattered, regardless, because most damning of all, he had a girlfriend. A live-in girlfriend.
An Untitled Work of Fiction: The Card
He'd worked at this restaurant for under three months when I tripped on the top step of a nail salon, fell down a flight of rickety concrete steps, and shattered my left leg.
March 2025, spring break and flying logs
Spring has sprung, and here's what Jess Tholmer read in March.
you paid for this: celebrities and their podcasts
I'd feel wholly disheartened embarking on that journey now because who would listen to me over Meghan Markle or like, idk fucking Michelle Obama?
February 2025, look, whatever
Headline inspired by nightmare retail customers via Lyndsey Frank, specifically my friend Nina's character. @lyndseyisfrank retail employees need a lil vaycay #funny #funnyvideos #funnycomedy #retail #michaels #artsandcrafts #skit #relatable #foryoupage @Nina Concepcion ♬ original sound - Lyndsey Frank Sorry to link to TikTok. I watch them on Reels because
you paid for this: luke is an...okay boyfriend
Sorry to the people who don't like my Gilmore girls posts, but the people who do outweigh y'all. Continuing in my bad boyfriend series, we're finally to Luke Danes, the love of Lorelai's life, or so some people think. I'm
News, everybody!
I'm on ghost now. This is a post to both announce that I've made the shift from Substack to ghost and also to see if this works! I'm a little nervous about shifting platforms, which I have done with this very bookletter one time
January 2025, reading to cope
a round two of a president trump, terrible news, tragedy everywhere, and a dry month
you paid for this: dry january, or do I drink too much?
an exploration into the fad and my dad
December 2024, a bookish year all wrapped up
that's a wrap on '24, folks
you paid for this: digger is a bad boyfriend
2/4
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you paid for this: max is a bad boyfriend
1/4
2024
October 2024, mid-terms
like, in school
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you paid for this: hillary clinton in seattle
featuring protests, and protests, and protests
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you paid for this: I watched all of brothers & sisters
a show without a strong fandom
2024
September 2024, apocalypse now
towing cars and starting school
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you paid for this: dead celebrities
rip shannen doherty, matthew perry, bob saget
2024
August 2024, birthday blues
good riddance to this month
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you paid for this: 37 in childfree heaven
this is about why I am not having kids
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you paid for this: the golden bachelor
does the bachelor nation have a handshake I should learn or something?
2024
July 2024, overseas
london, scotland, books
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June 2024, baking more cakes
and packing and playing nintendo
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you paid for this: things I did while I had COVID for the second time
it's mostly "watched a movie"