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16
Oct
HelloGiggles logo featuring three cartoon heads

you paid for this: dishing on hellogiggles part I

The first time HelloGiggles paid me for EINTKILF was around...2016.
4 min read
24
Sep
notes on a celebrity: candace cameron bure...sucks

notes on a celebrity: candace cameron bure...sucks

Candace Cameron Bure (CCB) is a racist, bigoted mean girl, and so is her daughter, and so is her new son-in-law.
9 min read
03
Sep
art of aysenur ezgi eygi by by valerie ross of @primroseworkshop

you paid for this: my neighbor is dead

My neighbor was murdered while peacefully protesting illegal settlements in the occupied west bank in gaza.
3 min read
31
Aug
Sabrina Carpenter's album cover for Man's Best Friend

what else has me completely booked: august 2025

4 min read
11
Aug
Billy Crystal in the 1970s

you paid for this: I hated billy crystal's memoir

4 min read
25
May
IUD

you paid for this: menstrual cramps and the ibuprofen police

I asked for ibuprofen at the gynecologist the other day, and the medical assistant paused and then told me she'd either be back with some or the doc herself would give me some.
6 min read
21
Mar
you paid for this: celebrities and their podcasts

you paid for this: celebrities and their podcasts

I'd feel wholly disheartened embarking on that journey now because who would listen to me over Meghan Markle or like, idk fucking Michelle Obama?
6 min read
30
Jan
you paid for this: dry january, or do I drink too much?

you paid for this: dry january, or do I drink too much?

an exploration into the fad and my dad
9 min read
30
Dec
you paid for this: digger is a bad boyfriend

you paid for this: digger is a bad boyfriend

2/4
5 min read
12
Dec
you paid for this: the election

you paid for this: the election

don't expect me to say "trump" again for awhile
6 min read