what else has me completely booked: november 2025
I started to use threads (instagram's version of twitter) a bit more and then stirred shit up on threads by having an opinion about thanksgiving's existence and my own racial identity.
you paid for this: abolishing thanksgiving
The opinion was about Thanksgiving. The fury was quick. People do not want anyone to feel negatively about their favorite holiday.
notes on a celebrity: sydney sweeney sucks
But Sydney Sweeney isn't a puppy, or an inflatable, waving, smiling air tube, so even Glen couldn't pull off the chemistry.
what else has me completely booked: october 2025
But the thing about sports is that everyone feels that way about their team, but for some reason, no one else can feel that way about their team.
you paid for this: dishing on hellogiggles part I
The first time HelloGiggles paid me for EINTKILF was around...2016.
notes on a celebrity: candace cameron bure...sucks
Candace Cameron Bure (CCB) is a racist, bigoted mean girl, and so is her daughter, and so is her new son-in-law.
you paid for this: my neighbor is dead
My neighbor was murdered while peacefully protesting illegal settlements in the occupied west bank in gaza.
you paid for this: menstrual cramps and the ibuprofen police
I asked for ibuprofen at the gynecologist the other day, and the medical assistant paused and then told me she'd either be back with some or the doc herself would give me some.