you paid for this

30
Nov
what else has me completely booked: november 2025

what else has me completely booked: november 2025

I started to use threads (instagram's version of twitter) a bit more and then stirred shit up on threads by having an opinion about thanksgiving's existence and my own racial identity.
4 min read
26
Nov
you paid for this: abolishing thanksgiving

you paid for this: abolishing thanksgiving

The opinion was about Thanksgiving. The fury was quick. People do not want anyone to feel negatively about their favorite holiday.
8 min read
09
Nov
notes on a celebrity: sydney sweeney sucks

notes on a celebrity: sydney sweeney sucks

But Sydney Sweeney isn't a puppy, or an inflatable, waving, smiling air tube, so even Glen couldn't pull off the chemistry.
4 min read
31
Oct
what else has me completely booked: october 2025

what else has me completely booked: october 2025

But the thing about sports is that everyone feels that way about their team, but for some reason, no one else can feel that way about their team.
4 min read
16
Oct
HelloGiggles logo featuring three cartoon heads

you paid for this: dishing on hellogiggles part I

The first time HelloGiggles paid me for EINTKILF was around...2016.
4 min read
24
Sep
notes on a celebrity: candace cameron bure...sucks

notes on a celebrity: candace cameron bure...sucks

Candace Cameron Bure (CCB) is a racist, bigoted mean girl, and so is her daughter, and so is her new son-in-law.
9 min read
03
Sep
art of aysenur ezgi eygi by by valerie ross of @primroseworkshop

you paid for this: my neighbor is dead

My neighbor was murdered while peacefully protesting illegal settlements in the occupied west bank in gaza.
3 min read
31
Aug
Sabrina Carpenter's album cover for Man's Best Friend

what else has me completely booked: august 2025

4 min read
11
Aug
Billy Crystal in the 1970s

you paid for this: I hated billy crystal's memoir

4 min read
25
May
IUD

you paid for this: menstrual cramps and the ibuprofen police

I asked for ibuprofen at the gynecologist the other day, and the medical assistant paused and then told me she'd either be back with some or the doc herself would give me some.
6 min read